No body likes that one chick that talks about her boyfriend all the time but I gotta brag.

My man came over and watched an entire concert of my favorite band with me and rubbed my back and kissed the top of my head because I didn’t feel well. And I’m super frickin grateful for that kid. Thanks baby :*


"She is a muse, a goddess, from the heavens…

Your slut Looks like justin Beiber on heroin.”
-My Boyfriend


refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via encourage)


art contest in my town. highest awards get $100 i want money what do i draw.


i left my book at practice
i left my book at practice
i left my book at practice


I LEFT IT THERE. LET ME READ I WANT TO READ.


the office, the best of Jim and Pam

When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that.”

THESE ARE MY FAVORITE I LOVE THE OFFICE I LOVE PAM AND JIM. honestly im going to marry jim i know it. i will marry him.

(via fuckingmulder)


samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

(via fureva)


AMEN I LOVE IT.

AMEN I LOVE IT.


frick you california. land of four seasons my ass. land of one season, summer. it hasnt snowed. ever. its fricken winter and everywhere else everbodies all snuggled up in blankets with hot coco and im here in shorts gulping down some lemonaid BECAUSE ITS LIKE 80 DEGREES OUTSIDE.


(via abbygubler)